I saw something recently that said that one in twenty people don't process garlic properly. The other 19 have the normal problems. Wanna guess which category my husband falls into?
He's going to kill me for blogging about this. But it's just. so. bad!!!
The poor guy can't eat garlic without turning into a human garlic clove…for days. Nothing he does makes a difference. He smells up the entire house just by walking into it.
The other night I couldn't take it anymore. I couldn't sleep, because every breath was like trying to sleep in a Greek restaurant.
So I got up quietly, and while he was sleeping…I Febreezed him with the SUPER Odor Neutralizer. It worked!!!! Okay, sure, the manufacturer doesn't recommend Febreezing people, but hey, it worked.
I couldn't convince him to spray himself before work though.
Poor co-workers.
Oh, and another friend, Natasha Moore, sold to Red Sage! 'Tis the season for sales! 
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Oh, good god! LOLOL!! My husband, I just need to stick a bottle of Febreeze up his … okay, that would be TMI, too. 
by Meljean
on March 21st, 2007 at 9:54 am
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lol Larissa, that sounds exactly like my sister, ugh!
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LMAO, Meljean!!!!
Maria…your sister? That’s funny. Worse for a woman, I would think, than a man. Yikes!
by Larissa
on March 21st, 2007 at 3:33 pm
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You do realize he is going to kickus thy fannyus when he reads this. Hey, I just realized I actually have a website to post into the field for website. How cool am I?
by Warren
on March 21st, 2007 at 4:39 pm
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You do realize he is going to kickus thy fannyus when he reads this, right?
by Warren
on March 21st, 2007 at 4:41 pm
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ROFL! The thing I love most? Is that you made Febreeze a verb!
by Amy
on March 22nd, 2007 at 2:06 am
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HAHAHAHAHA!!!! My DH would KILL me for that.
BTW, I woke up after a nap today, and I panicked because I thought the dog had an attack of an intestinal upset and pooped somewhere in the house. Turns out, it was hust her gas. But it was THAT BAD! It’s gone now, but I could smell it after she’d been outside for an hour…
by Lydia
on March 22nd, 2007 at 6:52 am
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LOL, Amy!
Eeeew, Lydia!!!! My dog’s gas always smelled like skunk, so I totally understand…
by Larissa
on March 22nd, 2007 at 10:28 am
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The thing about garlic - if one eats it the other one should too lol. My husband tends to eat things at work and it’s just not fair. Now my question is: where did you spray the fabreeze 
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by catslady
on March 22nd, 2007 at 5:50 pm
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You get brownie points for cracking me up! Are you sure Febreeze didn’t pay you for product endorsement? LOL
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*Howling*!!!!!!!
by Amie
on March 23rd, 2007 at 10:43 am
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…that is too funny!
