I'll be gone on a trip to the Oregon coast for a few days, so unfortunately, I can't keep posting weird things my friends say. Well, I CAN, because Steph gives me SO much material that I could schedule months' worth of stuff but then I can't be around to listen to her idle threats.

So before I go, here's Steph's impression of Jack Handy.

"I also wish there was some kind of large cliff I could throw myself off in a dramatic fashion. I'm thinking, if I was wearing some kind of poncho, it could flutter in the wind behind me as I jumped. And, of course, it would totally help if there were bloodthirsty alligators waiting for my descent." — Stephanie Tyler